[My2Cents]

Let me guess....In a year or so he'll be selling his own bottled water.

[Suzy Quzy]

He thinks he's found a Fountain of Dumbasses to buy his crap.

[jw777]

the fact that he had $50million is disturbing.

[jdm]

"David Copperfield says he's found Fountain of Youth"

What's its name and how long has he been banging it?

[peyton randolph]

In a year or so he'll be selling his own bottled water urine.

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There. Messianic fix.

 

[Millee]

Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."

After quenching their thirsts, bugs fly away? Woop-de-doo. I've got a puddle in the back yard where you can see the same phenomenon.

[TXBubba]

Bugs or insects that are near death

How does one know if a bug or insect is near death?

[BigFinn]

Abbra-Kadabra Nip & Tuck snakeoil juice.

[Chena]

Let ME guess.....it's magic. ;)

[Republicus2001]

Let me guess....In a year or so he'll be selling his own bottled water

I always thought if one rented a hotel room in Beverly Hills, and started bottling the sink water, people would pay top $ for BH Tap.

[spectre]

Yeah, it's called Botox..

sw

[Hildy]

$300,000 a week? Well, he certainly found a way to make rich people' money disappear! Can you imagine being so rich that a week's vacation at $300,000 sounds reasonable???? UNBELIEVABLE.

[BunnySlippers]

[A CA Guy]

IMO, that story had nothing to do with the fountain of youth, he just said that because he probably is doing some twenty year old.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

He wears more makeup than those models he dates.

[RobRoy]

Hopefully I can buy some of this stuff to bring my pet rock back to life. He just sits there...

[ChessMan]

Paging Art Bell, please pick up on wildcard line...

[dangus]

And for his next trick, he will make $300,000 disappear!

[RepoGirl]

Sadly, what Mr. Copperfield neglects to realize is, fountain of youth or not, he's still a phenomenal dork.

[BlessedBeGod]

So, has he tried it on himself, and what does he look like now?

No pictures?

[dljordan]

"Let me guess....In a year or so he'll be selling his own bottled water."

I saw a special about the springs down there a few years ago. The characteristic of the water was that it had high levels of Lithium. It makes you feel better. There's already a similar water on the market and I think it's called Willard's Water.