Australian farmers called to report ugly sheep (It's a wool thing)

Reuters on Yahoo ^ | 8/15/06 | Reuters

[American Vet Repairman]

Are the Aussies concerned about the sheep being ugly from the front or the back?

[RichInOC]

Australian farmers called to report ugly sheep

[cue Minnie Riperton]

Lovin' ewe is easy cause ewe're beautiful
Makin' love with ewe is all I wanna do
Lovin' ewe is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin' ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

No one else can make me feel
The colors that ewe bring
Stay with me while we grow old
And we will live each day in springtime

Cause lovin' ewe has made my life so beautiful
And every day my life is filled with lovin' ewe
Lovin' ewe I see ewe's soul come shinin' through
And every time that we oooooh
I'm more in love with ewe
La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Do do do do do...
Ooooooooh.

[RichInOC]

[cue the Flamingos]

My love must be a kind of blind love...
I can't see anyone but ewe...

(doowopshoowop...doowopshoowop...)

Are the stars out tonight?
I can't tell if it's cloudy or bright...
I only have eyes...for ewe...dear...

The moon may be high
But I can't see a thing in the sky
I only have eyes...for ewe...

I can't tell if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue...

Ewe are here and so am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes...
For ewe....