I have to fly on a plane in a month or so. I hope they'll still let me ;-).
Oh, don't worry, they'll let you.
Of course, you may have have to fly dressed [only] in one of those see-trhu bags that everyone was carrying in London; be handcuffed to your seat for the duration of the flight (don't worry, they will be issuing catheters) and your luggage will probably be flown separately on a military cargo plane guarded by Air Marshals (after all, no longer anything to worry about) and if you are in coach, you will be subjected to continuous Whoppi Goldberg movies to accompany your bag of peanuts and can of diet coke.
As for me, who (USED TO) love to fly and have been flying since Christ was a Corporal (honest, I remember flying on propeller driven aircraft) including thousands of hours as a crew chief in the USAF, I have decided that ONLY under very serious conditions (make that Emergencies) will I ever fly again--unless, that is, someone with a modicum of intelligence and common sense, is appointed to restructure our system to one which is once again, passenger (as opposed to bureaucratic) centered and friendly.
Just tell 'em you are not a people, you are a conservitive.
That should work . . . LOL!