The U.S. needs to make a pre-emptive strike and drop 50 tons of camel dung down the Madhi's Well. After that is done, U.S. special forces can kidnap Ahmadinejad and the Aytollah, throw in the well also and seal it shut for a 1000 years.
We can throw Saddam, Nasrallah and al-Zawahiri in there too for good measure before it's sealed.
Make that pig dung...........