[Publius6961]

But if I'm ever on a plane and somebody does what you suggested, I'll be sure to give ya a "FReeper wave" and a big grin as Security escorts you off the plane. ;)

Your loyalties are unclear.
Would that be before or after the maggot blocking the aisle is escorted off?

[Kenton]

Your loyalties are unclear. Would that be before or after the maggot blocking the aisle is escorted off?

Have no doubts about my loyalties. I was presuming YOU would be politely escorted to security, where you would explain what happened and everyone would have a great laugh and you would go on your way.

I presumed that he would be dragged feet first, with his head bumping down the steps, and deposited in the "Lost Luggage" area. ;)