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Study: Polar Bear Genitals are Shrinking (Bush's Fault)
Live Science ^ | Aug 23, 2006 | Charles Q. Choi

Posted on 08/24/2006 6:57:50 AM PDT by presidio9

The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants.

Scientists report this shrinkage could, in the worst case scenario, endanger polar bears there and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to peter out.

In fact, all marine mammals could get affected by these pollutants, "especially the Arctic fox, killer whale and pilot whales," wildlife veterinarian and toxicologist Christian Sonne at the National Environmental Research Institute of Denmark in Roskilde told LiveScience. These animals bodies also carry extremely high levels of these contaminants.

Polar bears from northernmost Norway, western Russia and east Greenland are among the most polluted animals in the Arctic, as they feast on ringed seals and bearded seals. The blubber of these seals accumulates high levels of organic pollutants loaded with halogens such as chlorine. These organohalogens can act like hormones.

Sonne and his colleagues looked at formaldehyde-preserved genitals from 55 male and 44 female east Greenland polar bears, collected from 1999 to 2002 by about 30 polar bear subsistence hunters regulated by the Greenland government.

Harrowing expedition

The researchers experienced harrowing times on their expeditions with dog sleds into the wilds of Greenland to study polar bears.

"One evening a bear came just next to us in the night when we were doing the toilette," Sonne recalled. "They shot and it ran." Another time, "we almost had to eat the dogs as we ran out of food and seals. It was cold sleeping in -50 degrees C [-58 Fahrenheit] in five weeks with no heater."

The adult polar bear testicles the researchers examined were on average roughly three inches across and 1.8 ounces in weight, although they could dramatically enlarge during the height of sexual activity from January to July. Their bacula, or penis bones, were on average nearly seven inches long.

The scientists found the higher the level of organohalogens in polar bear, the smaller testicle and baculum size and weight likely were. Ovary size and weight decreased as organohalogen levels rose as well.

Slow to mate

Polar bears have among the lowest reproductive rates for terrestrial mammals. The scientists say reducing polar bear penis size would make sex less successful, upsetting naturally slow-to-grow polar bear numbers. Testicle and ovary shrinkage would upset polar bear reproduction too.

Future research should examine the effects of low levels of organohalogen contamination, Sonne said. "How long do we have to go down in exposure levels to obtain no-effect levels? Is it possible at all?" he explained.

Sonne and his colleagues reported their findings online Aug. 16 via the journal Environmental Science & Technology.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: bushsfault; bushsweinershrinker; climatechange; coldwaterduh; enzyte; globalwarmingtheory; headlinehalloffame; iwasinthepool; shrinkage; significantshrinkage; sizematters; weinerjokebonanza
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To: presidio9
Sonne and his colleagues looked at formaldehyde-preserved genitals from 55 male and 44 female east Greenland polar bears, collected from 1999 to 2002 by about 30 polar bear subsistence hunters regulated by the Greenland government.

Who were the lucky ones to get this job?

21 posted on 08/24/2006 7:01:58 AM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: cripplecreek
Shrinkage!!!!
22 posted on 08/24/2006 7:02:13 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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My friend George wants to know: Did they take the measurements before or after the bears came out of the water?


23 posted on 08/24/2006 7:02:17 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: presidio9
"I was in the POOL! There was shrinkage!!!!


24 posted on 08/24/2006 7:02:19 AM PDT by Minnesocold ("The public demand to protect our borders will triumph sooner or later." - Tony Blankley)
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To: Rummyfan

Polar bears must not be excited by liberals with rulers...


25 posted on 08/24/2006 7:02:31 AM PDT by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: presidio9

Are these French polar bears?


26 posted on 08/24/2006 7:03:17 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Get off my lawn!)
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Mine too.
27 posted on 08/24/2006 7:03:24 AM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast
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To: presidio9

Millions of dollars to measure polar bear nuts.

one word

SHRINKAGE!


28 posted on 08/24/2006 7:03:41 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Puppage
Study: Polar Bear Genitals are Shrinking

POLAR BEARS = DEMOCRATS

Yep, because if they were Republican Senators they would have no balls at all.

29 posted on 08/24/2006 7:03:42 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to protect it.)
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To: presidio9

Polar bear genitalia is shrinking? Don't worry, nobody looks at those.


30 posted on 08/24/2006 7:04:26 AM PDT by Graymatter
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To: presidio9

I thought size didn't matter. Darn it, i KNEW that was a lie!!!!!

;D


31 posted on 08/24/2006 7:04:46 AM PDT by Shimmer128 (I see dumb people. They're everywhere. They don't even know they're dumb.)
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To: finnman69

Too much Coca Cola.


32 posted on 08/24/2006 7:05:22 AM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: presidio9

Kinda "flys in the face" of global warming.


33 posted on 08/24/2006 7:05:43 AM PDT by kjam22
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34 posted on 08/24/2006 7:07:57 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: presidio9

Some people have too much time on their hands.


35 posted on 08/24/2006 7:08:15 AM PDT by DOGEY
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To: presidio9
spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to peter out.

Then they just need to get a new Peterbilt (groan).

36 posted on 08/24/2006 7:09:51 AM PDT by 1066AD
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To: RockinRight

That was my first thought. But I was late to the thread... You're falling down on your pinging duties!


37 posted on 08/24/2006 7:10:07 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: cyborg

LOL ping...


38 posted on 08/24/2006 7:11:28 AM PDT by Petronski (Living His life abundantly.)
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To: Puppage

Well, you did see that there is a 41% reproduction gap between Democrats and Republicans. Republicans are producing 41% more children that Democrats. Democrats have the abortion and gay issues working against them.

If we can't yet vote them out, we'll breed them out.


39 posted on 08/24/2006 7:12:02 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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40 posted on 08/24/2006 7:12:02 AM PDT by Darnright (http://www.irey.com/)
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