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No, that's not a penis pump, Mom. Really (O'Hare Bomb Scare)
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| 8/24/06
Posted on 08/24/2006 8:42:35 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
08/24/2006 9:26:34 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: Skooz
Well, it's a long flight.Seems to be the only long thing that fellow has.
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posted on
08/24/2006 9:48:59 AM PDT
by
Squawk 8888
(Pluto's holding the leash, and Mickey's wearing the collar)
To: em2vn
"Gee, mom, didn't I ever tell you about my prostate surgery?"
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posted on
08/24/2006 9:54:04 AM PDT
by
PatrickHenry
(Everything is blasphemy to somebody.)
To: FroedrickVonFreepenstein
One Deluxe Swedish penis pump!
One receipt for Swedish penis pump, signed by Austin Powers!
One warranty card for Swedish penis pump, signed by Austin Powers!
One book...
To: FroedrickVonFreepenstein
one warranty card for swedeish penis pump filled out by Madin Azad Amin
one book titled "swedeish penis pumps that sort of thing is my bag baby by Madin Azad Amin"
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posted on
08/24/2006 9:59:39 AM PDT
by
edzo4
To: Mr. Brightside
Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. That went well.
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posted on
08/24/2006 10:14:53 AM PDT
by
scott7278
(The War on Terror includes defending the homefront from the MSM.)
To: Junior
28
posted on
08/24/2006 10:16:18 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
(Proudly posting without a tagline since 2001)
To: cjshapi
I think he actually said, "Dude! Dats da bomb!"
29
posted on
08/24/2006 10:19:04 AM PDT
by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: Mr. Brightside
30
posted on
08/24/2006 11:04:19 AM PDT
by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: PatrickHenry
this dialogue seems oddly apropo:
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering].... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:58:21 AM PDT
by
longshadow
(FReeper #405, entering his ninth year of ignoring nitwits, nutcases, and recycled newbies)
To: andy58-in-nh
That was one example. There are many others. I don't think I would tell anyone about them least of all my mother.
32
posted on
08/24/2006 12:40:55 PM PDT
by
em2vn
Comment #33 Removed by Moderator
To: RexBeach
"Makes an ideal Christmas gift, and it really, really works!"Nahhh. It really, really sucks...
34
posted on
08/24/2006 3:28:42 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Islamic communities belong in Islamic countries.- Eric in the Ozarks)
To: null and void
YIKES! Did I hit post????
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posted on
08/24/2006 3:30:57 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Islamic communities belong in Islamic countries.- Eric in the Ozarks)
To: Skooz
This is what the world has come to - bin Laden and associates have made it impossible for honest, law-abiding people to hand carry their marital aids (and accompanying lubricants) without having this disclosed to the entire airport.
To: Mr. Brightside
No, it's just an aquarium for baby eels.
(crickets chirping)
I don't understand that one got me great laughs at work today.
To: Mr. Brightside
38
posted on
08/25/2006 6:01:57 AM PDT
by
satchmodog9
(Most people stand on the tracks and never even hear the train coming)
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