To: Mr. Brightside
"Makes an ideal Christmas gift, and it really, really works!"
2 posted on
08/24/2006 8:44:48 AM PDT by
RexBeach
To: Mr. Brightside
3 posted on
08/24/2006 8:45:00 AM PDT by
Borges
To: Mr. Brightside
Is that a bomb in your pants or are you happy to see me?
To: Mr. Brightside
He deserves time just for being an idiot.
5 posted on
08/24/2006 8:46:05 AM PDT by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: Mr. Brightside
You really have to wonder about these muslims...
6 posted on
08/24/2006 8:46:18 AM PDT by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(John Bolton for Secretary of State)
To: Mr. Brightside
That's not my bag, baby! Yeah!!!
To: JMK
One of those "As Seen on TV" items, no doubt...
8 posted on
08/24/2006 8:48:19 AM PDT by
JMK
(One of the lucky few -- escaped from NJ during the Florio years!)
To: Mr. Brightside
"That kind of thing isn't my bag, baby."
9 posted on
08/24/2006 8:48:36 AM PDT by
L98Fiero
(Evil is an exact science)
To: Mr. Brightside
He should have said it was a new kitchen gizmo from Ronco.
To: Mr. Brightside
Truly moronic of him - he could have just checked it in instead of hand-carrying it.
To: Mr. Brightside
17 posted on
08/24/2006 9:06:53 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(Magic Fingers?)
To: Mr. Brightside
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said. Now instead of just her and the security officals knowing, the WHOLE WORLD heard about it. Not the brightest bulb on the tree.
19 posted on
08/24/2006 9:15:11 AM PDT by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Mr. Brightside
Actually I don't know if he deserve prison for this. I mean yes it was a stupid thing to say but come on it is Mom. lol.
To: Mr. Brightside
Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said. That went well.
27 posted on
08/24/2006 10:14:53 AM PDT by
scott7278
(The War on Terror includes defending the homefront from the MSM.)
To: Mr. Brightside
30 posted on
08/24/2006 11:04:19 AM PDT by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: Mr. Brightside
No, it's just an aquarium for baby eels.
(crickets chirping)
I don't understand that one got me great laughs at work today.
To: Mr. Brightside
38 posted on
08/25/2006 6:01:57 AM PDT by
satchmodog9
(Most people stand on the tracks and never even hear the train coming)
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