[garyhope]

I always carry a big stick,...of dynamite. But of course, I always carry it in my pants if you know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

And I'm always glad to see Mae West.

[Panzerlied]

Is that a penis pump in your pants, or are you happy to see me!

[sit-rep]

Well damn... i always thought that was a roll of certs in yer pocket!!