[AbeKrieger]

Dammit, and I have been faithfully using aerosol deodorants and driving Hummers for the specific purpose of getting rid of those pesky glaciers.

[Nathan Zachary]

Don't fret. This is DOUBLE bad news. Global warming which causes glaciers to melt would make the oceans rise and flood out major cities like NY. But the global warming that causes them to GROW, well, thats double bad, because ocean levels will DROP, and leave NY without any water at all, and all the garbage barges will be stuck in the muck.

Woah is me, Woah is me. What shall I do? How much MORE money shall I send to combat this kind of global warming? Did the money I sent for the other kind of global warming get used too much, and cause this kind of Glonal warming? How does sending money to UN anti global warming NGO's stop global warming anyways? /s