[Billthedrill]

We actually used an anti-matter weapon developed in Los Alamos for Karl Rove.

That isn't common knowledge. They had to wait to release it until they'd developed a counter-weapon, the anti-anti-matter-matter bomb. Rove is a genius.

[gogogodzilla]

Yes, yes, yes...

But all that was was controlled by the JOOOOOOOOOOOOS, who used their 'orbital mind control satellites' to mentally control the scientists into making those weapons.

:-P