To: Mr. Brightside
THE ALMOST MILLIONAIRE
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided that he needed
a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a
singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath
away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he
walked up to her. "But in just a week or two, my
father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening
and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
20 posted on
09/01/2006 6:21:50 AM PDT by
IrishMike
(Democrats .... Stuck on Stupid, RINO's ...the most vicious judas goats)
To: IrishMike
To: IrishMike
LOL!
A recent study also revealed that men are more attracted to women with big boobs than women with big bank accounts.
:)
35 posted on
09/01/2006 6:52:13 AM PDT by
JRochelle
(You can believe what you want, but you can't have your own facts!)
To: IrishMike
41 posted on
09/01/2006 6:56:47 AM PDT by
TYVets
(God so loved the world he didn't send a committee)
To: IrishMike; P-Marlowe; Corin Stormhands; blue-duncan; Buggman
101 posted on
09/01/2006 11:27:31 AM PDT by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it! Supporting our troops means praying for them to WIN!)
To: IrishMike
three days later, she became his stepmother.BWAHAHA! Now that thar's funny :~)
130 posted on
09/01/2006 4:21:49 PM PDT by
HairOfTheDog
(Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!)
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