I invented Jackass
1 posted on
09/01/2006 7:55:24 AM PDT by
edzo4
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To: edzo4
Okay, now lift up your skirt and back up into my hand.
2 posted on
09/01/2006 7:55:53 AM PDT by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: edzo4
I invented whistling. See? ::whistles::
3 posted on
09/01/2006 7:56:25 AM PDT by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: edzo4
"Dressing your daughters like crack whores helps the environment."
4 posted on
09/01/2006 7:56:30 AM PDT by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
To: edzo4
"Yes, it's true... This man has no dick."
To: edzo4
GONG!.........
6 posted on
09/01/2006 7:56:41 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Is Castro dead yet?........)
To: edzo4
"I'm fat and self-conscious about it."
7 posted on
09/01/2006 7:56:47 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: edzo4
Pounds are coming back on.
BTW, I'm still dealing with the inconvenient truth that it was 61 degrees in August at the Jersey Shore yesterday.
This global warming is killing me.
8 posted on
09/01/2006 7:57:15 AM PDT by
wideawake
("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
To: edzo4
Look, would you guys stop asking me about the lockbox?
9 posted on
09/01/2006 7:57:29 AM PDT by
scott7278
(The War on Terror includes defending the homefront from the MSM.)
To: edzo4
"Hillary told me that black is slimming, not that I need it..."
To: edzo4
"I'm going to be cool, if it kills you!"
11 posted on
09/01/2006 7:57:58 AM PDT by
Egon
(We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
To: edzo4
"Suddenly... I'm not half the lunatic I used to be..."
12 posted on
09/01/2006 7:58:02 AM PDT by
thoughtomator
(There is no "Islamofascism" - there is only Islam)
To: edzo4
Quick - someone pull my finger!
13 posted on
09/01/2006 7:58:08 AM PDT by
freedomlover
(This tagline has been pulled - - - - Okay?)
To: edzo4
Wanna see me do the Macarena? (doesn't move) Wanna see it again?
14 posted on
09/01/2006 7:58:16 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(Zarqawi died, liberals cried....)
To: edzo4
"yoooo light up my life, you give me hopppppe to carry on..."
15 posted on
09/01/2006 7:59:18 AM PDT by
Froufrou
To: edzo4
"Start spreading the news.."
17 posted on
09/01/2006 7:59:56 AM PDT by
MissEdie
(Liberalscostlives)
To: edzo4
"I write the songs that make the whooole world sing..."
To: edzo4
And noooooow, the end is neeeear
And so I faaaace the final curtainnnnnnnnnn.....
To: edzo4
"I'm on MTV. You know, that channel watched by no one who votes."
20 posted on
09/01/2006 8:01:15 AM PDT by
wbill
To: edzo4
Excelsior! I am Total Cereal about the dangers of MANBEARPIG.
21 posted on
09/01/2006 8:01:31 AM PDT by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: edzo4
To answer your question, neither I go commando.
23 posted on
09/01/2006 8:02:35 AM PDT by
edzo4
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