Well the FBI deals with hat-crimes
But they're not too concerned with Bridge Crimes.
Photo by MICHAEL PENN / Juneau Empire
Unidentified FBI agents remove files from the office of Rep. Vic Koring, R-Wasillia, Aug. 31, 2006, at the state Capitol in Juneau, Alaska.
That agent is walking past what looks like a model of the 'Bridge to Nowhere' in Ketchikan, although the bridge itself is just out of frame to our right.