Us beige's have a long and sick history of inventing things and generally improving what's around us. A sordid and horrid past of making up stuff like the Internet and titty bars. Elvis? Beige! Einstein? Beige! Steven Hawkings? Beige! Will Farrell? Al Gore? Well, they are kind of pink and don't count.
The only hope for America is to continue to allow the Mexican-Mexicans in to everntually overcome the beige ones and do away with us. This, coupled with Sharia law and making every beige become a moslem will finally bring the beige people under control and get us back to the 17th or maybe even, if we are lucky, the 16th century.
/sarcasm off / Who gives a crap what color someones skin is? Oh, I guess the people that did this "tele-study"...
Who says we're white? We're many different colors. We're red when we're mad, blue when we're cold, green when we're sick...