[oldleft]

Kent Brockman: Springfield has come down with a fever: football fever. If you have the fever, there's only one cure. Take 2 tickets, and see the game Sunday morning.

Public Service Announcer: Warning. Tickets should NOT be taken internally.

Homer: See? Because of me, now they have a warning

[JamesWilson]

While Golfing: "Open your club face, Homer. Use a sand wedge."

"Ummmm... open ... face ... club ... sandwich."