[The Red Zone]

One could always be a pianist. They never have to ship their instruments.

[Xenalyte]

I went from the piano to the carillon (those bells up in the bell tower). There's only one movable carillon in the country, and at four tons, it don't fly.

[HIDEK6]

One could always be a pianist. They never have to ship their instruments.

I wonder how you would know that?

By the way, you're wrong.