Posted on 09/19/2006 2:05:43 PM PDT by RobFromGa
Iran's President to address UN General Assembly at about 630 pm... Expected to explain why it needs nuclear program and why the world should back off...
LOL -- he made sure to say " a JUNIOR note taker " FOTFLOL!
Right and by "somewhere else" he meant ANYWHERE ELSE! LOL
Figures the coward would back out....all bluster and zero muster!
That was hilarious:) Not just ANY note-taker...but a JUNIOR note-taker!!!
LOL. You can be that whatever he wears it will need tailoring. He needs to shop in a pre-teen department, maybe he'd find something that fit.
I know, right?! You could almost hear him thinking/wanting to say, "I just gotta sort my sock drawer tonight."
I love John Bolton!
YES! A JUNIOR note taker. I am still laughing.
Ha, I caught that, too. I am sipping tea and suddenly realized....I AM OUT OF GIN!!! Nut-job will probably think his superior intellect has converted me to tea-totalism. Yikes!
Hee-hee-hee-hee. That's right.
Can Ahmadamnnutjob see a host in the sun?
That would be a REALLY short movie.
Imadamnnutjihad : We're Going to NUKE you off the face of the planet ... derka derka derka jihad couscous.
Team Americans : 
X24
Iranian idiot Guards : Derka derka ... HOLY SHI'ITE !!!! DERKA DERKA ... RUN !!!!!
Team Americans: 
X24
Team Americans : 
X144
Team American submarine captain : It's Miller Time !!! 
THE END
I'm anxious to see what he does with his hair, that halo always leaves such a messy hat head.
I stole this one from freeper SeaDog Bites:
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.
They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America.
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Ohura who is African, and Sulu who is Japanese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek."
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and whispered back, "That's because it takes place in the future."
I do too and Lincoln Chafee the SOB twit, had better stop holding up his confirmation.
So..what channels are going to carry the little despot?
I thought Leisure Suit Larry was set for 7 p.m.
I've got some work to do (find the right router, set up the live stream)... I'll be back...
Awesome! I love it.
I think he keeps a piece of toast with an image of the 12th Iman in his pocket.
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