So from reading your post, I infer you are a good mod.
Don't you know that being a bad mod is better and more fun?!
We don't really call her the bad mod. We call her the "evil mod."
She insists.
I'm the rational mod. I'll try to reason with you, make you see the light, and then when you don't see it my way, heck, I've got a bigger gun.
When you screw up, it kinda depends which moderator is in the guard tower. Usually there are several, so the outcome is pretty consistent.
We'd prefer that we didn't have to ban or discipline anyone. Reality dictates otherwise.
Just behave and we won't mess with you. It's that simple.