I always wondered why that money they promised never wound up in my secret Swiss bank account.
Oh, wait ... Jefferson (D-LA) has it. Rats.
"I always wondered why that money they promised never wound up in my secret Swiss bank account."
I guess it would be fun to re-write a Nigerian scam letter, but inserting names and facts to match this case?
We could then send it to our Congressmen, who seem to believe that an elected official should be able to hide dead bodies (and the weapons that match the wounds on the bodies) in their office with inpunity.