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Clinton-Terrorist Enabler: "I had only 27,375 days compared to his 234... Since I have been alive on this planet for 15,330 days, and fully remember the Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I, and Clinton administrations, I think you need to remove an order of magnitude.

Unless your number represents what it FELT LIKE to the rest of us, that is.

[Crawdad]

Bill Clinton as Navin Johnson:

Navin R. Johnson: Chris, I know I tried to get OBL for four weeks and three days, but to me it seemed like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day Monica went to see her mother and that seemed just like a day, and then she came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.