This might be your biggest find yet. Congratulations!
I have a copy of the secret DU memo on this one:
ATTN: Jveritas has just found a memo stating that Iraq was engaging in prohibited nuclear activities. Here is our response:
1. Say that the memo is fake.
2. If the memo is not fake, say that Iraq was working on peaceful nuclear activities.
3. If Iraq was not working on peaceful nuclear activities, say that there's no proof that Iraq was out to attack any other countries.
4. If people point out that Saddam Hussein made a career out of attacking other countries, say that there's no proof Hussein was out to attack the U.S.
5. If people point out that Hussein would have loved to attack the U.S. once he had the means, say that the Democrats always supported the war against Iraq, and the idea that Iraq wasn't engaged in WMD activities was a Rovian plot designed ot make the Democrats look bad.
6. If people point out that the Democrats were against the war from the start, accuse the people saying that of being racists.
7. If they deny being racists, say that only a Nazi would be such a racist and then deny it.