All this and 4000 al-Qaida operatives dead in Iraq (according to the soon to be a dead man al-Masri) at the hand of our troops. Can someone find me a serviceman to kiss?!!
Without knowing where you live I can only offer you the advice of check out the airport terminals in the common areas and with the use of the National Guard/Reserves or the local recruiters office to find a service person to lay a "Tight-Squeeze Hug" on.