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•Foley Lawyer Cites Second-Hand Smoke, Trans Fats
October 4, 2006
Foley Lawyer Cites Second-Hand Smoke, Trans Fats
by Scott Ott
(2006-10-04) — The attorney for disgraced former Rep. Mark Foley today offered more biographical background about his client who allegedly used his elected position to prey on high school boys sexually.
Previously, attorney and longtime friend David Roth had confessed that Mr. Foley is a mentally-ill alcoholic who was molested by clergy in his youth, and yet takes full responsibity for the unspecified harm he has caused to others.
This morning, Mr. Roth said that Mr. Foley had been exposed to second-hand tobacco smoke, and high levels of partially-hydrogenated soybean oil during his childhood.
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"This morning, Mr. Roth said that Mr. Foley had been exposed to second-hand tobacco smoke, and high levels of partially-hydrogenated soybean oil during his childhood."
THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY. IS IT MEANT TO BE TONGUE IN CHEEK? (Sorry for the break from more serious thoughts.)