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None Suck More Than OU
Paper cuts, lawn darts, soap scum, broken hearts,
AIDS, ants, humidity, John Tesh, stupidity,
Liars, lies, lice, goth,
Priapism, pessimism, the ice monster on Hoth,
The price of gas, the price of rent, "The Price is Right," the plague,
The Unabomber, Jeffrey Dahmer, sinusitis, squeaky brakes, Out-of-order ATMs, PMS, MSG,
DUI, double-dippers, floods, flies, flats, fleas.
All of these things they suck it's true,
But none suck more than O.U.
Going bald, halitosis, infomercials, notes with Post-It®s,
Tom Green, earthquakes, allergies, rats, snakes,
Dead-beat dads, Celine Dion, car dings, "Neon" Deon,
Fabio, rubberneckers, taxes, faxes, non sequiturs,
404 (not found), converting Dong to British Pounds,
Having back hair, being broke, road rage, religious cults,
Fraud, crack, war, SIDS, DOS, gnats, warts, zits,
Rust, debt, guilt, spam, asbestos and dishpan hands.
All of these things they suck it's true,
But none suck more than O.U.
Hanson, Charles Manson, hockey, non-stick pans that stick,
Mistaking cooking powdered chocolate when you want a Nestlé® Quick,
Having to work on holidays, hiccups, jock itch, hurricanes,
Jihad, the fourth "Vacation" movie, L. R. Hubbard, Nazis, pain,
Beggars, bums, and hobos, paparazzi, pop-up ads,
Burnt popcorn, pot holes, propaganda, Botox®, bow ties, and boy bands (like New Kidz),
Chiggers, cheaters, beepers, and dry heaving in the can,
The spins, and dander, and panhandlers, and dandruff, Rather, Dan.
All of these things they suck it's true,
But none suck more than O.U.