apoplectic: a-p-o-p-l-e-c-t-i-c, apoplectic.
ballistic: b-a-l-l-i-s-t-i-c, ballistic.
Bonus round:
screaming batsh*t crazy: s-c-r-e-a-m-i-n-g-space-b-a-t-s-h-*-t-space-c-r-a-z-y, screaming batsh*t crazy.
Smartypants!
YOU WIN!
LOL!
LOL