She had a collection in different calibers. Y'know, I mean, if her next boyfriend was a really big guy, if you hit him with a 4-week-old, it might just piss him off. You need, like, a full-leather-jacket two- or three-year-old to have enough stopping power.
Yeah, I'm probably going to hell for this post.
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ROFL!
I confess, I have used, "If you don't stop that, I'll knock you down with James!" as a threat.