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Reasons for beheading a dental surgeon in Kashmir:
10. Just showing him how to fix a toothache.
9. Dental license had expired.
8. Nothing really, just struck a nerve I guess.
7. Could not get tickets on short notice to Iraq.
6. Wanted to show what his last root canal felt like.
5. Traditional Kashmiri way of changing dentists.
4. Lifted veil on female patient.
3. Told patient there is no tooth Genie.
2. Patient looked in mirror and saw gold Star of David embossed on front tooth.
1. Good teeth are against Islam.
LOL!