Posted on 10/09/2006 3:22:58 PM PDT by Revel
Preacher says GOP delaying 2nd coming Monday, October 09, 2006 Becky Gaylord Plain Dealer Reporter
Voters should oust congressional Republican leaders because U.S. foreign policy is delaying the second coming of Jesus Christ, according to a evangelical preacher trying to influence closely contested political races.
K.A. Paul railed against the war in Iraq on Sunday before a crowd of 1,000 at the New Spirit Revival Center in Cleveland Heights, his first stop on what he hopes is a 30-city campaign.
The Houston-based preacher said he believes that the Bush administration has delayed the second coming because U.S. foreign policy has blocked Christian missionaries from working in Iraq, Iran and Syria.
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Hey there :)
Great line you had there....
You *just* can't make this crap up. I swear... I wonder if people just wake up in the morning and come up with a brand new inventive way to say 'I'm a total idiot'. This pretty much tops any such statement I've ever heard.
Apparently the super secret Rovian universe control machine has a trans-spiritual-dimension 'delay' button.
We had a similar whack job...who was flying the flag of Christianity to side with Palestinian jihadists condemning Israel...and not surprisingly he condemned the war in Iraq...imagine Cindy Sheehan peppered in with Howard Dean's "God-speak"...and he went over to Iraq only to be captured by Islamic nutjobs...they let him make a video appeal and executed him. Like Lenin used to say: USEFUL IDIOTS!"
God can:
Create the Heavens and the Earth and everything in it, do anything with it that He wills BUT elections are holding up his plans??!?!?
The thought of it is definitely LOL-worthy.
Horribly wrong, but also horribly funny. :)
LOL
yep
This guy apparently hired thugs to beat him up prior to a big revival meeting in Texas, and had staffers tip the media off that something "newsworthy" was going to happen.
Laughing so hard my side hurts (not to mention the tears)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's all I need to read.
NUTS!
Martin Luther even said some things like that....if one were to make some huge logical leaps! Some have claimed that he advocated eradicating Jews to hasten Christs return.
Dang, one could wish they would get carried away as they where kickin' is ass. Actually... upon reflection, they probably did. One too many punches to the head.
Good to see ya and thanks....;]
Well, if you really believe that why not ask a poll be put up on the side with that question directed to Freepers?
I somehow don't think your prejudices will match the reality of the vote.
b-b-bu-b-b-but I thought that some interpretations of Revelations say that war in the Middle East would BE Armageddon ??? In that case then we are right on schedule ...........
"Horribly wrong, but also horribly funny. :)"
That just about sums me up.....;-D
Woof. Looks like Rove is up to his old games again!!!
..."Bush administration has delayed the second coming..."
Nah, it was the "hanging chads" that did it!
LOL!
WOW, where is his 'god' taking a potty break??
Somehow, I believe the Lord will pretty much return when He's ready. No matter what our foreign policy is. It probably really isn't much of a consideration for Him.
Wow, the god he worships must be really weak if he alters his plans based upon what one political party in the US does.
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