[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Next the MMM will outlaw the use of gun metaphors in football.

"Mark Brunell fires a bullet to his open wide receiver...what's that, you say? Can't use that? Aw jeez, OK."

"Mark Brunell happily throws the fluffy pink football to his transgendered receiver, who has returned from the performance-challenged list..."

[dfwgator]

Don't forget getting rid of the "shotgun formation."