[sinclair]

I am so happy with my device that just makes phone calls.

Don't need a camera, already have those.
Don't need Internet on my phone, can't FReep while driving.
I don't need GPS. I just make a call and my wife is more than happy to tell me where to go.
I don't need text messaging. My wife never gets laryngitis.

[null and void]

So that's where my ex went...