[Elyse]

You had a bathroom! LUXURY!! All we had was a pothole in the highway that we shared with every other family that lived in the shoulder lane.

ACK! Okay you win, I'll turn over my violin to you because I sure can't beat that hard luck story!

[Graymatter]

To give credit where due, it's from Monty Python. The full Monty is here: http://www.ayup.co.uk/laugh/laugh0.html