"Child molesters are everywhere, and they can look like anyone! Obviously, the only solution to this CLEAR and PRESENT problem is to incarcerate every American over the age of 17.
Please think of the children."
An excellent idea, Wormwood. But why 17, it needs to be lower. I suggest from 13 on.
Coupled with philetus' suggestion: "We need cameras in every private abode" we can all rest soundly.
Must I use a sarcasm off tag on this post???
It doesn't matter whether you do or not---it's going into your FBI file regardless.