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To: PJ-Comix
I LOVE vegemite. The problem is that it can cause incredible and uncontrollable flatulence. BLAAAAAAAT!!!

I'm shocked! You mean that when you eat tiny little critters that consume sugars and produce CO2 you get "the vapors?" Who knew?!?!

Mark

75 posted on 10/21/2006 3:43:30 PM PDT by MarkL (When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
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To: MarkL

I ate a whole bunch of vegemite once. Soon afterwards I had to drive a couple to the airport. While I was sitting in my car waiting for them to get their luggage and come out, multiple and uncontrollable blasts of farts were emitted on my part. The whole interior of the car smelled like a fart factory. In desperation I opened the doors and tried to air out the car. Didn't work. The whole way to the airport, not a word was said on their part. Fart smells do have that effect of stifling conversations.


134 posted on 10/22/2006 2:39:31 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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