[Mr. Buzzcut]

Father, if he's even around at all on TV shows today, doesn't seem to know anything any more. He's just there for the women and kids to ridicule because he's so stupid.

I've noticed that.

Dad pays the mortgage and pays for everyone's toys, but he's a jackass.

[Past Your Eyes]

About the only current network show I watch is King of the Hill. At least Hank knows what is right and wrong, which is more than can be said about nearly every other character on the show. Well, maybe Connie does.