[Jaysun]

(Fasting and meditation are unneccessary. I do, however, recommend a dozen fresh oysters on the half shell with liberal doses of lemon slices and tabasco, washed down with icy cold Stolichnaya vodka.)

I'll get to it at once. My wife just made me a late breakfast. "Texas mess", which is sausage, bacon, fried potatoes, peppers, and onions all scrambled together with eggs and covered with cheese. Then it gets topped off with salsa. I'll tell her to throw that slop out and go get us some raw oysters and booze. Thanks.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

No! Eat your breakfast. You'll need to keep up your strength before going out on that oyster shopping expedition. Plus, there will be a slight delay while you shuck the oysters and wait for the Stoly to get real icy cold in the freezer. You don't want to get weak from hunger while you're waiting.