Posted on 10/25/2006 5:47:49 AM PDT by Mount Athos
With Republican approval ratings in crash-landing mode, distraught conservatives are anxiously searching for answers.
What are the options? One can either move to Australia or commit suicide. Some really desperate folks are even thinking of becoming liberals!
To those undecided between suicide and becoming a liberal, please consider the inconsistency and irrational thinking needed to embrace the liberal agenda
€ Execution of a convicted killer is cruel, unusual & barbaric; whereas a woman's right to abort the life of an innocent child is inalienable.
€ Starving an innocent victim like Terri Schaivo to death is acceptable; using lethal injection to end the life of a brutal killer is not.
€ Burning Old Glory is acceptable free speech, whereas conservatives like Rush Limbaugh routinely engage in unacceptable "hate speech."
€ Skyrocketing gasoline prices devastate working American families, but protecting wild animals and obscure organisms is a greater priority.
€ Large profits are obscenely un-American, except when enjoyed by George Soros, Oprah Winfrey, Hollywood stars, and other liberals.
€ Conservatives working to preserve American culture are bigoted hate mongers, but the "cultural heritage" of new immigrants must be protected and celebrated at all costs.
€ Discrimination based on race or gender is wrong. Except when it is waged against Caucasian men, in which case it is mandated by law & called Affirmative Action.
€ Invading a foreign nation is wrong, except when illegal aliens from Mexico invade America.
€ Those who believe English should be the official American language are "racist," whereas Hispanics who prefer Spanish to English are perfectly justified because "diversity is our greatest strength."
€ The earning power of American citizens is in sharp decline; still, the U.S. should grant amnesty to millions of illegal aliens who will work for lower wages and without benefits.
(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...
No, not without a head wound.
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My wife can't stand persistent rattling noises, and after the necessary brain reduction operation, said organ would be rattling around in my skull like a BB in a boxcar.
I'd end up divorced for certain...
Something to send on to the liberal in-laws. Of course, these are 9/11-was-a-Bush-conspiracy liberals, so anything to agitate them is a good thing.
I had to do a double-take on the publishing line...I didn't think they could print this kind of stuff in Canada.
They can now that Stephen Harper is prime minister.
The author is dangerously close to commiting a Canadian "hate crime".
I saw a prime example of the mindless liberal yesterday.
She claimed that she could prove that America was planning to attack Iran at any second because we have warships in the Persian gulf. (never mind the fact that they've been there all along)
Try burning a pink flag with a rainbow pyramid on it.
Try burning a pink flag with a rainbow pyramid on it.
€ The output of a minority of conservative media sources is right wing extremism and unfairly biased towards Republicans, but the output of a majority of liberal media sources constantly injecting the viewpoints of Democrats and the DNC into news stories, often using the exact phrases and words from DNC bulletins, is thoughtful, balanced, and represents the real concerns of main stream America.
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