Too much pulp Al, Too much pulp.
Posted on 10/26/2006 10:27:49 AM PDT by roaddog727
Some people think Pro Wrestling is real. Algore thinks "Battlestar Gallactica" is real.
Al oGre " Is my baby flame retardant?'"
What a dip$hit! Get a ball gag!
The only "crisis" this planet faces is too many idiots like Al, pretending that "science" concludes things that it does NOT!
These idiots believe that their social engineering agendas justify the bastardization of science to support their preconceived conclusions.
The is NO man made "global warming"!
Yes, but to do that requires the "money asset" and the "technology methods", not to mention the "time duration".
Algore's closing in on a size 54 long sport coat, I'd wager.
I believe that's a Twilight Zone episode called "The Midnight Sun", IIRC.
The Prime Directive: "Go where no man has gone. Eat what you find there."
South Park has damaged him for eternity. :)
'Gore, Klatu birada nicto."
"Capt'n! She's breaking up!!!"
Someone please give this nitwit a rocket, a space suit and a roll of duct tape. Tell him you want him to fix the hole in the ozone.
"Tinfoil hat" alert!
Then "car pooling" should be banned!
Regards,
GtG
He should explore other worlds! Let me explain: A Nova special just aired that informed me that the earth is rapidly becoming de-magnetized:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/magnetic/about.html
Because the earth's magnetic shield shelters us from "Cosmic winds" which contain high amounts of radiation, when the earth's magnetic field craps out, we will be bombarded with radioactive winds, and that will be that.
Is there any way to get Algore up to speed on this pending emergency?
Before this Nova special, there was one on supervolcanoes, and I learned that one single eruption would trigger a new ice age, destroying most life on earth.
I think there was also one on the effects of a massive meteor shower hitting the earth. That would also destroy all life on earth.
I wonder why Al Gore is worried about global warming. I wonder if PBS could get Al Gore to host Nova.
Gore is morphing into the perfect caricature of the leftover hippie clown, nodding knowingly to himself as he mumbles inanities like "The whales, man...and ..the environment dude....and like...whoaa...HALLIBURTON...it's all like..because of capitalism...'nd sh*t."
It's alarming that this pathetic collection of cliches ever came close to the White House.
Al Gore invented space.
Al's certifiable. And it's all Bush's fault.
>>>when the earth's magnetic field craps out, we will be bombarded with radioactive winds, and that will be that.
Is there any way to get Algore up to speed on this pending emergency?<<<
O'course there is: Al baby, please stop fartin'!
See, now the earth is saved.
LOL! Gort does bear a strong resemblance to Al Gore, the Cigar Store Indian!!!
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