Posted on 10/26/2006 8:12:54 PM PDT by doug from upland
NATALIE MAINES SING-ALONG ON YOUTUBE
She was a country star who had been shining
I would think about her at night
About me I sometimes heard friends whisper
They knew that something was not quite right
I'd close my eyes and I'd drift away
All night inside my mind with her I'd play
Things would get hot...dreams sometimes do
Oh, dear chunk butt Natalie, I'm wanting you
Wet dreams you give to me
Wet dreams, wet as could be
And that is why they put me in a mental facility
But just before the dawn...they had found that I was gone
I had sneaked to the arena for the show
Seats were empty...why that was, who knows?
Right up close to her I walked...it was just like electro-shock
I had been cured...my friends, that's for sure
Natalie Maines is the anti-Viagra.
(((SHUDDER)))
The Dixie Chicks sound is similar to a tomcat who had it's testicles caught in a slamming door.
Doug, Your the best!
Got your north flank covered.
Regards
Roy Orbison waxed In Dreams in 1963, and it was one of his better discs. Did the Vichy Chix also do it? I'm reluctant to clidk on the link, afraid of hearing them ruin a fine song.
Orbison was great. No, my songs and other YouTube presentations mock the left. Go enjoy it.
Watched a few minutes (as much as I could stand) of Maines on Oprah the other day. She comes across as such an arrogant, unpleasant little twit I almost feel sorry for her.
Narcissism. It's all about me.
LOL!! That needs to be tagline...
Cheers!
SMPLOL ! ! !
I sure do!
Eeeeeuuuwww!!!
How many times did you have to go to the bathroom and wash your brains out while writing that verse?
Chunk Butt Squared!! and then some ...
Nice lyrics - catchy,
Wet dreams you give to me
"Wet dreams, wet as could be
And that is why they put me in a mental facility"
Is her face really molded out of plasticene?
Couldn't they do it better?...........FRegards
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