[Darkwolf377]

Now that's more like it. The Poll God shall show pleasure by raining down polls sampled from 79% Democrats, 13% Republicans and 127% Undecideds on thee and thy offspring and their offspring's offspring. In return, you shall create an idol in the image of James Carville carved from a twenty foot hunk of backbacon, and sacrifice it in the fires of burned ballots stolen from Democrat-controlled districts. Ooogah Boogah!

[Mr. Silverback]

Sounds like an awesome blessing, but I don't know about the Carville Idol. My wife threatened to stop sleeping with me for a year if I ever did an impression of him again. Can I make the idol in a secluded area so she doesn't see it?

Oogah Boogah!