[Mia T]

Thanx, PGalt :)

[Mia T]

 

 

THE RUBES' GOLDBERG MACHINE
A STATE OF PERPETUAL CLINTON BEGGARY


BUBBA'S BIRTHDAY BASH A BUST?
HOW DID THE POST MISS THE STORY... OR DID THEY?

The clintons had better ease up on the outstretched palm bit.
At their age there is the very real danger of the joints locking up,
leaving them frozen in a state of perpetual beggary.
Oh wait a minute. They already are.

by Mia T     The clintons: Meshuga, tref, tsuris. Shopworn shtick, schmaltz, tsimmes. Ganef, schlemiel, schlimazel. A crooked putz with a big schnozzle.   Nudnik, nebbish, tummler. Two chachkas on Geraldo's mantle, two schnorrers. Kibitzer, kvetch with chutzpah. Yenta, spieler, two stuffed kishkas.