Posted on 10/29/2006 7:24:41 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy
The first person to leave should be Louis Farrakhan. Farrakhan has said publicly for years that Elijah Muhammad is in a giant spaceship orbiting the Earth. Farrakhan can wave to him en route.
Calypso Louie - "Eight and Five make thirteen, thirteen from twenty makes seven, all the brothers and sisters should unit against whitey because we all know that seven is whitey. Hold the space ship for me and my brother ALGORE."
Gore with beard bears an uncanny resemblance to Jonathan Frakes. Maybe he's watched too NextGen' reruns.
Indeed. And, if I recall, this hole was a panic-level ecological disaster, was it not?
Now, our solution is to make even MORE holes? One hole was awful, but many will save us?
...and, as you were making reference, isn't this global-threat, EVERYBODY-PANIC-sized, pre-existing ozone hole large enough for our escape ships to use without making more of them?
Perhaps the ship he would like to build is hundreds of miles in diameter and won't fit through the existing hole.
...but WHY is the ozone layer a problem for the colonization ship/fleet/freakshow? Is the ship so flimsy that it cannot penetrate this (apparently dreadfully thin and weak) layer of vapor by itself? Imagine what horrible damage a barrier wall of nasty ... oh, say... tissue paper ... would do it!
That may indeed be the issue - the escape crafts are too fragile to penetrate the ozone unaided. After all, this is an Al Gore project, so the ships will built by college-degree toting union laborers, all carrying the appropriate government certifications and licensure.
I thought he majored in dropping out!!!
Didn't Gore invent the ozone layer?
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