John Kerry Best Spin Contest

[Ranger1135]

I voted before what I said, before I voted against it. I think it's fairly simplistic and easy for the general public to decide on what I had said or didn't say. Those who serve this country are true patriots committing un-patriotic acts and should therefore be revered and degraded for the sacrifices they have made unless they make them or are to dimwitted to know the sacrifice they have made. I also gurantee a full 60 minutes episode, as well as an interview with the hard softball tosser Larry King, to clarify that what I meant to say was not what I meant to say.

[rbosque]

That's a very disturbing image. One I cannot easily erase from my memory. Thanks alot!

[dirtboy]

Oh, this is easy.

If you cannot figure out how to first get Purple Hearts for minor cuts, and subsequently cannot figure out how to dump one rich wife for an even richer second wife, you deserve to rot in the military.

[tgslTakoma]

After sitting through 9 minutes and 49 seconds of video of John Kerry's Spin-cycle, on his own website, I have a couple of comments...

1. Which Code Pinko was it, Gael Murphy or Medea Benjamin under the podium giving J. Effin' Kerry a Lewinski, to get him to talk this way? And...

2. Kerry said he was willing to go out everywhere in this country to debate this issue with the Republicans. But he's cancelled Minnesota and Philadelphia tomorrow. And it looks like Iowa 'Rats are dis-inviting him, too. How can he debate while he's in hiding?

[Rocky]

"What I said was, get good grades or you could end up being a Senator from Massachusetts."

[Rakkasan1]

maybe that explains all those illegals crashing their vans full of people.

[WillVoteForFood]

Ding Ding Ding. Good call gdawg. Almost right on the money.

[reagan_fanatic]

[GeorgiaDawg32]

holy cow..I almost hit it right to the minute, didn't I..

[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

He should stick to the Herman Munster side of his personality.

[ladyinred]

I would contribute heavily to putting Kerry in a C-130, strap a chute to his miserable butt, and drop him out over a good-sized Marine base in Iraq....right after making sure the Armed Forces Radio had broadcast his treasonous insults to our troops....a fitting rebuttal.

What you said!

[norton]

We misunderstood him, he said, "if you do not get an education, you will end up in a wreck" Meaning that those who cannot read road signs might be in an auto accident."

Makes sense to me,
he could bring Teddy along for show and tell.