Posted on 10/31/2006 4:33:30 PM PST by Man50D
After listening to John Kerry this afternoon I am deeply disappointed how he handled defending his derogatory statements about our troops. I fully expected him to use far more imagination to spin his insults about our troops. I think Johnny is losing his touch. It's up to us to come up with some spins he can use attempting to defend the indefensible. I call Freepers to think of the most outlandish spin control for him. This will be a challenge trying to think like a socialist. All I ask is give it your best shot. There are no prizes only the satisfaction of knowing by helping him you are also helping Democrats lose the election.
I need duct tape, chewing gum, and an ostrich.
We misunderstood him, he said, "if you do not get an education, you will end up in a wreck" Meaning that those who cannot read road signs might be in an auto accident.
If you stripped Kerry of his credentials of treason, anti-Americanism, anti-militarism, his obvious skill at being a gigolo, you would have nothing but a naked Democrat.
Useless, with no agenda, no vision, nothing for America but socialism, taxation and the lust for socialist power and control.
I would contribute heavily to putting Kerry in a C-130, strap a chute to his miserable butt, and drop him out over a good-sized Marine base in Iraq....right after making sure the Armed Forces Radio had broadcast his treasonous insults to our troops....a fitting rebuttal.
Chewing gum?
You been punked!
It's to keep the ostrich occupied.
"As one of the snobby elite, I was only speaking my mind. The unwashed masses have been so dumbed down, I didn't think they would catch my drift."
He certainly meant nothing derogatory about our troops because he just loves 'em all to pieces.
I have really tried to come up with one but I'm blank. The comment may be "un-spinnable". Maybe he could just deny saying it as Clinton would do. So what if they have him on tape. Bill didn't care about such nagging little details.
John Kerry, " I will not apologise, I will however explain
that SPORK WEASELS control my BRAIN, Wheeeww, where did that come from? AAaaaaarrrrrrgh! Iowa, New Hampshire, the SPORK WEASELS oh noooooooooooo."
DOH! Of Course!
the contempt demonstrated is that people who volunteer would actually volunteer at all.
When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."
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"I never said those words...never...not once! Now I must get back to work serving my constituents!"
Oh yeah...that will fly (at least it did for Slick Willie).
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