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Actually, we are all more similar than you think...

Three newly married women were chatting one day.
An American.
An Asian.
A Muslim.

The American lady said, "I told my boyfriend that I wanted a nice house in the suburbs, a new SUV and a big diamond, or I wouldn't marry him.
One week went by, I didn't see him.
Two weeks, I didn't see him.
Finally, on the third week - he showed up with a diamond, an SUV and a home in the suburbs and we're happy together now.

The Asian lady said, "Oh it was similar for me too! I told my fiancee that I wanted an apartment in Tokyo. One week went by I didn't see him. Two weeks, I didn't see him - out drinking with his friends. The third week he shows up at my door with flowers and no news, but we made up and we're happy together."

The Muslim lady said, "It was similar for me too! I told my husband I didn't want to wear a Burkha. One week went by, I didn't see him. Two weeks went by, I didn't see him. By the third week the swelling in my left eye went down enough so I could see the new burkha I got for my 12th birthday ...

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