[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

"Education-- if you make the most of it and you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you end up defending insulting elitist snobs!"

LOL.

I posted this in another thread:

"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a FEMA trailer............"

Great stuff! This could be the first in a long, long list of parodies starting with: "If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll be stuck ...."

Here's my shot at it (no where as good as yours, but gotta start somewhere)

"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll be stuck in a ditch with Cindy."

To "polymuser" -- I wrote the above before seeing your contribution. LOL. We're now up to three parodies.

Here's the link: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730850/posts?page=23#23

We're now up to four parodies, and counting.

[Red Badger]

"If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll get stuck in a CHORUS LINE............"

[Sally'sConcerns]

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll be stuck in a ditch with Cindy.

My contribution:

If you work hard and study hard, you'll do well. If you don't, well, you'll be stuck with Sheila Jackson Lee as your mentor.