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Gym Calls Police On Weightlifter Who 'Grunted'
local6 ^ | 03-nov-2006

Posted on 11/03/2006 6:39:08 PM PST by stainlessbanner

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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird

But we'd have to build a really large fence. A lot of them have already moved to Florida, California, etc (heck, even Texas) and immediately whine about how backwards we are and how it was much better in their liberal-run hellhole.

Oh, and keep a slice of the Northeast for all the dope-smoking Libertarians while you're at it.


21 posted on 11/03/2006 6:56:05 PM PST by Tall_Texan ("Journalislam" - reporting about murderous extremists as if they are moral equivalents.)
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To: ThomasThomas

!hgU !foO !tnurG !frE !fuH !fuP


22 posted on 11/03/2006 6:56:27 PM PST by elcid1970
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To: elkfersupper

Fat fingers, "Rhis" = "This"


23 posted on 11/03/2006 6:56:50 PM PST by elkfersupper
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To: He Rides A White Horse
Five hundred pounds? You must be kidding.......I wonder what the reaction would have been to my death scream as my kidneys flew across the room.

500 on a machine is different from 500 pounds of free weights. I never got to a point where I could quite deadlift 450, let alone 500. Nor could I squat that high. But I could certainly leg-press with 500 poinds of weights on the sled. I admit that I grunted slightly when I did it though.

I'm old now - I grunt when I have to get out of bed!

24 posted on 11/03/2006 6:59:53 PM PST by meyer (Kerry - the voice of true democRAT feelings. Vote them out!)
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To: meyer
500 on a machine is different from 500 pounds of free weights.

The only difference to me is that the 500 pounds on a machine would be different than 500 pounds of free weights crushing my entire abdominal cavity (g).

25 posted on 11/03/2006 7:02:21 PM PST by He Rides A White Horse (Unite)
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To: stainlessbanner

"What's crystal clear is that police were called to escort him out after the manager (pictured above) came over and there was an argument. "


26 posted on 11/03/2006 7:02:46 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (Some people see the world as they would want it to be, effective people see the world as it is.)
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To: elkfersupper

Just thought you were Korean...


27 posted on 11/03/2006 7:03:08 PM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: stainlessbanner
We discourage weight dropping and obnoxious grunting so you can focus on your own workout and not the person next to you.

Then why even bother offering weight lifting equipment? Stick to the bicycles, stair-steppers, walkers, juice bars, etc.

28 posted on 11/03/2006 7:03:49 PM PST by randog (What the...?!)
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To: stainlessbanner

Did he grunt on the floor? I surely would!


29 posted on 11/03/2006 7:05:27 PM PST by Abcdefg
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To: stainlessbanner

Slow news day, isn't it?


30 posted on 11/03/2006 7:06:30 PM PST by DJ Taylor (Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Live and learn from Jon Carry.


Heaven halp us..


31 posted on 11/03/2006 7:07:13 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (To the brave soldiers "stuck" in Iraq, come Tuesday, I've got your back..)
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To: stainlessbanner

That is weird. Even women with brains will grunt when manhandling weight that is on the edge of their carrying ability (as it, in my humble opinion) helps you get the job done.

Someone should leave that sissy gym and go somewhere where they understand using the body. PC rules in a gym? Who would have thought it!


32 posted on 11/03/2006 7:07:51 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: stainlessbanner
We discourage weight dropping and obnoxious grunting so you can focus on your own workout and not the person next to you.

And that's why we installed a Lunk Alarm. There's no better way to keep you focused on your own workout.

33 posted on 11/03/2006 7:08:28 PM PST by Lonely Bull
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To: stainlessbanner

I'm sorry, I can't help picturing the management dragging some poor constipated guy off the John and tossing him out.

Probably no TP in their bathroom anyway. Can't have the patrons going into a bathroom that smells.


34 posted on 11/03/2006 7:09:30 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s...you weren't really there.)
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To: stainlessbanner
The gym said they don't allow grunting because it conflicts with the non-intimidating atmosphere they strive for.

I wish I had a life with so little to worry about that I could worry about such petty things.
35 posted on 11/03/2006 7:09:59 PM PST by P-40 (Al Qaeda was working in Iraq. They were just undocumented.)
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To: stainlessbanner; All
I am in favor of no grunt gyms. Especially when they are unisex.

If A guy has the urge to grunt they should have a good meal for themselves and wait till they close the door to their bathroom.
36 posted on 11/03/2006 7:12:01 PM PST by april15Bendovr
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To: stainlessbanner

Its a judgement free zone, so why are they judging his grunting to be too loud. Isn't that a judgement in a judgement free zone.

Too ridculous.

Next will be no excessive sweating.


37 posted on 11/03/2006 7:16:48 PM PST by art_rocks
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To: meyer

LOL, ain't that the truth! We all sound like our fathers now :)


38 posted on 11/03/2006 7:18:04 PM PST by NonValueAdded (Prayers for our patriot brother, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub. Brian, we're all pulling for you!)
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To: stainlessbanner
Arnold Schwarzenegger

My Governor can grunt louder than your Governor.
39 posted on 11/03/2006 7:18:39 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Red is good)
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast
This is Albany. That would be a mating call.

Actually it's about a two hour drive south of Albany! It's Wappinger's Falls - home of Tawana Brawley!! (And about a 20 minute drive from where I live. I was actually just at the Home Depot next door to this Planet Fitness on Halloween)!

40 posted on 11/03/2006 7:19:14 PM PST by blinachka (Vechnaya Pamyat Daddy... xoxo)
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