Posted on 11/06/2006 9:24:11 PM PST by conservative in nyc
I'm not really in the elephant category....
Starting to lose some. Every little bit helps. I don't expect to be high school weight. Nor do I expect to have all my high school teeth.
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Valium by crop duster.
"Valium by crop duster."
There is government grant in there somewhere...
roll eyes
This'll get the boys into the girls High School/college locker rooms. Simply change your "sex" back after college.
And can you imagine the girls basketball team?!? Damn!!! Those are some tall, hairy, flat chested, women...
This is extremely bizarre.
Could I claim to be an albino black?
Now this whole issue would fit in nicely with the people who want to grant human rights to apes. Hey, if we can label ourselves as some kind of animal, we'll get treated a whole lot better by the left that if we insist on being human.
My head feels like it's going to explode.....
I actually don't even belong on this planet....
Funny thing, I DID grow up and become an elephant!
(Not really, but I need to lose about 35#...)
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Awwww. Kids are so adorable. It's really amazing how little we change.
I really like elephants still, thanks!
I loved the Mowgli books by Rudyard Kipling. Read them over and over.
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I don't know if you have children, but if you do/when you do, one of the best things that a parent can do is share their most beloved childhood books with their children. I still fondly remember my mother reading to us before bedtime.
My kids are grown and I've got a couple of grandhchildren; unfortunately they live 1000s of miles away...
BTW, I like your tagline!
Thanks! :)
LOLOLOL!!!! I want to be a Mexican because then I could sneak into the country, demand free education, free health care, voting right, lower interest loans, citizenship, and everyone to speak my language!
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