[highimpact]

Any guesses as to what his DU handle is?

PaperWeightCat?

[graf008]

I wanted to smash the machine in my Precinct. It kept registering my vote as if it was for the Democrat. I didn't even vote for a Dem where the Dem was unopposed (George Will was a write-in in that case).

[Straight Vermonter]

These are DUmmies we're talking about. It would be PaperWaitCat

[flushed with pride]

Catsmashfever, perhaps. (sorry, for some unexplainable reason I had Ted Nugent on my mind)