No more cops for the Valley (Secession was a good thing)

Los Angeles Daily News ^ | 11/10/06 | SUE DOYLE, Staff Writer

[DoughtyOne]

It sure is.

[Red_Devil 232]

I think we shoud work on making that Quake happen! Of course the National Guard and Military would be rushed in and Martial Law would be enacted.

Problem solved.

[AngryJawa]

Hi BK,

Just curious about the present state of Canoga Park. I lived there for a few years before assuming refugee status Back East.

CP was getting spotty back in '84. It's got to be a real hoot now.

[Red_Devil 232]

But then again, if we are going to be redeploying our troops from Iraq ... Calif. would be much better than Okinawa.

[Eclectica]

Only 408 homicides?

In 1979 and 1980, Miami had over 600 homicides per year. Much of the time, we never uncovered the victim's names!

[HKMk23]

'f ya think THAT'S nice, take a stroll around their website; it's a broder property owner's dream.

http://www.ibistek.com

[DoughtyOne]

Thanks. I'll check that out.

[BurbankKarl]

Its Mexico now. Now they are alarmed that the "tagging crews" are shooting each other.

[BurbankKarl]

a homocide at Oxnard and Hazeltine last night

[bd476]

Thanks for the ping, Karl. It's great hearing how Bratton has decided not to increase the number of LAPD officers assigned to the San Fernando Valley.

Ya see, it's all on how you look at things, Karl. A freeze on the number of LAPD officers assigned to the San Fernando Valley will result in

• removal of the negative terms "gangs" and "gang-bangers" from LAPD vernacular in exchange for the more pleasant terms "social clubs" and "social club members";
• increased entrepreneurial money-making opportunities in the San Fernando Valley;
• in the category "happy hands are busy hands" increased membership in social clubs;
• better use of alley-ways and cul-de-sacs as 24 hour drive through pharmacies make a comeback;
• end of all night LAPD and District Attorney sessions trying to make RICO laws applicable to social clubs;
• more police officers manning the L.A. downtown area making it safer for residents housed on downtown sidewalks;
• more money for the Los Angeles Unified School District building fund;
• improved shooting skills of social club members as they practice on moving targets in the San Fernando Valley;
• homes will become more affordable as property values decrease;
• increase in revenue for local hospitals at least until social club members' shooting skills improve;
• decreased traffic throughout the San Fernando Valley as innocent bystander kills increase;
• increased revenue for female walking workers and their supervisors along major Valley thoroughfares;
• decreased motor vehicle and fuel costs for the LAPD;
• decrease in overtime pay to write crime reports; and
• more T1-T4 Internet time for officers at local stations.

[ReagansShinyHair]

I lived there from 1966 to 1993. I won't even go back into my old neighborhood when I am forced to go there for whatever reason. The reasons have to get better and better, also.

I lived in Tarzana from 1999-2000. I was just north of Ventura. When I moved in, there weren't many shopping carts strewn around, and my neighbors were young families and elderly, and many had lived in that building for years. I was alone and just out of college, but the area seemed ok. By the time I moved out a year and a half later, shopping carts were constantly everywhere and there were gangsters moving in to several apartments around me. All the old timers were leaving. It was amazing how fast that complex changed.

[Patton@Bastogne]

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BurbankKarl,


"What we're doing is starting up a peace movement. If we don't, who will?"


That's just Priceless (LOL) ...


Patton-at-Bastogne

"May God and His Angels Guard Your Sacred Throne, and May You Long Become It."

Shakespeare, Henry V, Act I, Scene II


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